SCP-049 x Reader, Beyond Her Understanding

SCP-049 x Reader, Beyond Her Understanding

21.8K Reads 449 Votes 8 Part Story
virg By Raye-Taye Updated Jun 05, 2017

Guys no stop bad

  • dclass
  • immune
  • reader
  • scp
  • scp049
  • xreader
PieceOfTrashXD PieceOfTrashXD Jul 30, 2017
Im not infected because of this:
                              
                              Me: *prancing in flowers killing peeps for some reason* (idfk why)
                              
                              Infection: *Glances at me* She's gonna die from her stupidity....*flies away*
                              
                              Me: Wha-  IM NOT STUPID ;-;
                              
                              Infection: Well you made this comment
                              
                              Me: oh true..*goes back to murdering peeps*
battlecryangel battlecryangel Dec 27, 2017
Irl I would just sit there like:
                              “Y’all can contain 682, but not open a door.
                              Doc, touch me right now.”
battlecryangel battlecryangel Dec 27, 2017
DUH 
                              Guise 
                              The infection is actually the human fear of death 
                              In that case, I’m not infected!
battlecryangel battlecryangel Dec 27, 2017
Except when I come back and take over the foundation. I mean, imagine all of the great things I could do! 
                              Show a feminist insult box
                              Get 999
                              Have liquid gold from a paranormal coffee machine 
                              Endless butlers 
                              Come on!
east_of_death east_of_death Nov 05, 2017
Me:"they broke the damm door gosh dang it doctors!"
                              Doctors:"not our fault!"
                              Me:"yes it is you broke the damm door so fix it or I will get scp 682 to kill u!"
                              Doctors:*starts fixing the door*
                              Me:"thank you"
ElecitraGamefreak ElecitraGamefreak Jul 02, 2017
Maybe when you killed your old man you should've disposed of the body and evidence, playing it off as a missing persons report.