smut to literally almost any fandom
Omg, I read a book where the female protagonist was named exactly Naomi Uchiha. Best Sasuke x Oc ever!
My husband(if I ever get married): *getting dragged by my sister*
Me: hmmm what should I cook
You should break the fourth wall and make a cross anime one like Haruhi and Itachi or Levi and Hinata
Food equals life
But in Naruto's case
positive pregnancy test equals death.