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Canned fruit

Canned fruit

30.8K Reads 1.3K Votes 5 Part Story
Kailedescope By Kailedescope Completed

Eren eats strange yellow fruit and Levi has to deal with the side effects

-goneawaygoner- -goneawaygoner- Aug 06, 2016
Eren: "Oh Levi, you should know that when we get like this, people don’t give a SHITE if they can hear the banging. 
                              THEY ENJOY IT.”
                              Levi: “Ohmigod.."
Animelover2522 Animelover2522 Apr 24, 2016
When I read what this story would be able.......let's just say I got Sirius carrier curious
Scarlet-Cat Scarlet-Cat Aug 29, 2016
Levi, you can't high-five his face. But you can high-five his ass *wink* *wink*
levi_maniac levi_maniac Mar 06, 2016
Hօա  ċaռ ʏօʊ ɢɨʋɛ a ʄaċɛ a ɦɨɢɦ-ʄɨʋɛ? 
                              OHHH! sɦɨʐ I'ʍ sօ sʟօա
-goneawaygoner- -goneawaygoner- Aug 06, 2016
The polite way to slap someone.
                              “OW! Why did you just slap me?!”
                              “I didn’t slap you! I high-fiver your face, big difference.."
MochiJibooty MochiJibooty Mar 05, 2016
The solution is to do the bum smecking.
                              Annie Leonhart's Nose agrees with me.