AU: Dan is a florist who spots a cute tattoo artist from across the street, whose name is Phil. What will happen when the two meet?
TRIGGERS: only one I think is here is some badly written smut
Umm he was fricken staring at you. And getting FLUSTERED oml it's cute though
You see a pastel prince and think that he's straight?
(Yeah yeah, "clothes don't determine someone's sexuality" buT COME ON)