I ain't gonna say anything.
You guys are weird to read this.
Heck. I'm even weirder to write this.
So here ya go!!
(Mark I'm so sorry if you found this. Please look away child. ;-; )
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This is supposed to be a fancy restaurant, yet they are serving macaroni and cheese. WTF
*Gets on knees* plz lord forgive me for I have sinned and am going to read this whole book plz forgive and cleanse me after
I'm a goofy goober yeah! He's a sexy goober yeah! We're all fuckin goobers yeah! Goober goober goober goober goober!
I can't help but wonder if Mark just stumbles on these kinds of stories and reads them, I can't even imagine his reaction to stuff like this XD
*Throws phone at wall, exits room, cries in the kitchen with the food*
Me:.... YOU GONNA BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!!