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Dadasgirl524 By Dadasgirl524 Updated Oct 26, 2016

If you asked me if my life was perfect I would have said no. But when you get knocked out while you're on a midnight run you can't help but realize just how perfect you're life was. Especially when you wake up in a crib with a onsie on and a pacifier in your mouth.

Um of course she's difficult u kiddnapped her from her life!
svveaterweather svveaterweather May 17, 2016
I feel like I'm reading the script for the next episode of criminal minds
HotLiam93 HotLiam93 Jul 25, 2016
lmaoo if it was me in the situation and David had t carry me...
                              David: damn girl you to fat you can crawl 
                              *me putting up middle fingers*
dumbness dumbness Mar 26, 2016
Kids are still depressed when you dress them up, and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
JozlynnCarson JozlynnCarson Mar 26, 2016
This is all pretty creepy but I find the most creepy part he knows her name ? Like tf
DestineyWatt DestineyWatt Mar 03, 2016
Sippy cups are rlly cool I use my baby cousins some time when I to lazy to get I real up