The corporal decides the castle needs repainting and Eren spills paint all over Levi when retrieving it.
"No, I just have a thing for the color red, bitch."
:Now let me lick you."
Levi: call me skittles
Eren: plz stawp
Levi: cuz ur about taste my rainbow
Mikasa: FÙCK U SAID SHORTY
*Whispers* Go read that fanfic. It's really good.
You have no idea what popped into my head when I read that title
I'm in the kitchen at 12:56 with a quart sized bag of Skittles reading Smuts...............this is my life and u love it😂
Heichou is secretly a French teacher that works as a stripper at night
*References Strip Daddy*