Paul McCartney heads to Scotland for a couple of weeks, leaving his friend John to take care of his dog and clean his flat. But what happens when John finds something quite unexpected?
AU McLennon with a dash of sassy George
YEAH I MEAN HE'S NOT EVEN IN A WORLD-RENOWNED BAND WITH GIRLS SCREAMING IN EVERY MINUTE MINUTE OF THEIR LIVES SO IT'S OKAU PAULIE
Yes, dishes always make me hungry. Mmmmmhh I can taste them now
'Relationship with Paul was totally platonic' *unrestrained, high-pitched laughter*
omg gEORGE YOU CANT JUST READ THE POOR GUYS JOURNAL
Having said that, I probably would...
Calm down Paul, four piece bands are over and the Beatles will never make it
Not that you're in a band or anything
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Can't you brush your teeth AFTER breakfast?!