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The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains

The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains

115K Reads 5.8K Votes 53 Part Story
JF Hensley By JFHensley Completed

Charlie's a geek, which isn't so bad, except he's also a zombie, which would make him uncool no matter what. The one bright point in his life is Holly, a vampire who just wants genuine friendship and doesn't care how cool the normal kids think vampires are. Soon, high school social issues will be the least of their concerns when an unresolved issue from Holly's past reintroduces himself and tries to take back what he believes is his.

Awesome new cover designed by the generous @Chatachino

spoffyumi spoffyumi Apr 10
This is great, I love how easily we're part of a high school world where zombies and vampires are normal.  I could have posted a comment every time I laughed but then I never would have finished this chapter.  (Maggot Farm is the best insult...)  Can't wait to read more!
Same with boys.
                              As much as I hate them I still find them attractive
The cover looks so genius and innovative. Wow! The cover itself is humor for me.
Okay, seriously disgusting question, but why do vampires kill people to drink their blood when girls spend one week a month getting rid of it? Vamps should learn to drink period blood or animal blood and stop with the unnecessary murder
-zizi- -zizi- Dec 26, 2016
I know right? It's always the same things. Gah!I told my mom to put it in the microwave this morning!
amaterasu_ amaterasu_ Feb 18
For some reason animal brains sounds far more appetizing than school food. >_<