The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains

The Cafeteria Doesn't Serve Brains

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JF Hensley By JFHensley Completed

Charlie's a geek, which isn't so bad, except he's also a zombie, which would make him uncool no matter what. The one bright point in his life is Holly, a vampire who just wants genuine friendship and doesn't care how cool the normal kids think vampires are. Soon, high school social issues will be the least of their concerns when an unresolved issue from Holly's past reintroduces himself and tries to take back what he believes is his.

Awesome new cover designed by the generous @Chatachino

Is it even possible NOT to ship Chally (or whatever their ship name is)?!!?
I learned from another book that cockroaches spent most of there time cleaning themselves.
I prefer them deep fried with chicken spice, but my ma says that they're good for you raw, so problem solved. Also, does any other zombie mother try to hide spinach in their brain bits? Honestly.
spoffyumi spoffyumi Apr 10
This is great, I love how easily we're part of a high school world where zombies and vampires are normal.  I could have posted a comment every time I laughed but then I never would have finished this chapter.  (Maggot Farm is the best insult...)  Can't wait to read more!
LB_Jade LB_Jade Aug 14
If vampires walked among us, I'm sure this is how they would actually be treated...I mean Wattpad's got a whole category for vampire stories, like it's a genre or something lol
*takes a breath of fresh year*
                              
                              Are ya ready kids to climb aboard the new ship?!