I'm In Love With A Monster (Shizaya Mpreg)[On Hold]

Izaya is slipped one of Shinra's new crazy drug that he made and that needed to be tested on a human. Soon after a run in with Shizuo that leads to some stuff he never thought would happen his life takes a turn. A turn he thought he would never have to deal with.

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Roses are red, 
                              Thorns are prickly,
                              Welp ladies and gents,
                              That escalated quickly

I'm actually afraid of Shinra for SLIPPING A F#CKING DRUG INSIDE IZAYA'S TEA AND GIVING HIM A KID!!!!!!!!! 
                              
                              Lesson learned: NEVER EVER DRINK TEA MADE BY SHINRA!!!!!!

Friend 1: but then where would the baby come out of? 🤔
                              Me: *is the inappropriate one* HIS D--
                              Friend 2: *stabs me with a knife*
                              Me: WORTH IT-- *passes out*

Well that is exactly what i am doing got someone a problem with it

Me: *reading* phone: Data unknow. Can not see due to the fact of lieing

The irony!!! Hahahhahahahahaahahahhaha!!! "It feels like I'm a pregnant woman" I can't I'm sorry