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Tumblr's Guide to the Emo Trinity

Tumblr's Guide to the Emo Trinity

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Claudia is So Goth By AlexYverr Updated 11 hours ago

This is a random book of tumblr band  posts that will make you laugh.

Junicorn69 Junicorn69 May 12
A boy in my class made fun of patrick stump and I Just slapped him across his fücking face 3 times and screamed at him with my best screamo scream, OF YOU DARE TO PUNCHE THE FEDORA WEARING CINNAMON BUN IM GONNA FÜCKING KILL YOU
Junicorn69 Junicorn69 May 12
IF YOU HURT PATRICK I'M GONNA TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTS NEVER MEET!
TragicianT TragicianT Dec 25, 2016
Are you kidding? His height isnt the factor, like have you seen the amount of energy he has? He'll probably knock you out two seconds flat
threemeanings threemeanings Dec 26, 2016
No one fights the cinnamon bun of the holy emo trinity or I'll stomp on your neck to the tune of L.A devotee
JayCKx JayCKx Dec 23, 2016
DID YOU JUST TOUCH FRANKIE AND HE WILL KNOCK U FLAT THEN EVERYONE ELSE WILL JOIN IN
JayCKx JayCKx Dec 23, 2016
HE IS THE LITERAL SUN YOU PUNCH HIM HE WILL PROBABLY APOLOGISE AND POLITELY ASK YOU TO STOP YOU PUNCH HIM SO MANY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO KNOCK YOU DOWN