Welcome to Pandora kiddos.

Welcome to Pandora kiddos.

29.3K Reads 1.4K Votes 17 Part Story
Rhysie baby By CreativelyStupid Updated Nov 16, 2015

Yesterday Borderlands was just a video game, but now it's your reality.

Handsome Jack has made a victorious comeback from his fall, but this time he isn't just taking back Pandora, he's found a way to take Earth.

A new Hyperion technology has scanned Earth into the world of Borderlands, colliding with Pandora, Helios, and everything in between, bringing you and your friends into the the corruption and calamity that is...Handsome Jack.

You finally get the chance to become a vault hunter. 

YN = your name 
(FEM)you
Written in your point of view for maximum amount of enjoyability  


note: it's gonna be pretty vulgar. aka language and sexual content. (you're in luck if you're into this). 

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there will be romance

  • action
  • adventure
  • axton
  • borderlands
  • brick
  • claptrap
  • gaige
  • handsome
  • handsomejack
  • hyperion
  • jack
  • krieg
  • lillith
  • maya
  • mordecai
  • rhys
  • vaughn
  • xreader
  • zero
I want Jack to be real.
                              
                              I actually dont care that I'd probably die.
                              
                              Just lemme see him, plz
Lol he’s a pretty cool villain in my book. He’s attractive, and funny and he’s determined. He was just sorta caught in the wrong place like, it mainly started when he found the vault in the pre sequel
jack may be a mass murderer but that doesn't make me any less sexually attracted cool
MoonLightFlash MoonLightFlash Jun 14, 2017
My reaction if this was real
                              
                              "What the hell? Why am I so calm?"
MoonLightFlash MoonLightFlash Jun 14, 2017
My friend and I were arguing because I said moxxi sucks and she said that jack is trash.... ahh good times
TheeePunkin TheeePunkin Apr 18
I guess I would just stand there with my mouth open like "oh well.. WHAT THE FACK?"