Welcome to Pandora kiddos.

Welcome to Pandora kiddos.

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Rhysie baby By CreativelyStupid Updated Nov 16, 2015

Yesterday Borderlands was just a video game, but now it's your reality.

Handsome Jack has made a victorious comeback from his fall, but this time he isn't just taking back Pandora, he's found a way to take Earth.

A new Hyperion technology has scanned Earth into the world of Borderlands, colliding with Pandora, Helios, and everything in between, bringing you and your friends into the the corruption and calamity that is...Handsome Jack.

You finally get the chance to become a vault hunter. 

YN = your name 
(FEM)you
Written in your point of view for maximum amount of enjoyability  


note: it's gonna be pretty vulgar. aka language and sexual content. (you're in luck if you're into this). 

(S P O I L E R. A L E R T)
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there will be romance

Nipsu15 Nipsu15 Feb 29, 2016
This happened to me once. I punched him in the face after he quizzed me on like every game ever wich he didnt even know anything about. A few of his teeth fell out and yeah
TheGamer120X TheGamer120X Mar 05, 2016
If someone said that to me....
                              
                              
                              
                              They won't be standing in the spot they are they'll be in a grave...
TheNotSoGoodGamer TheNotSoGoodGamer Jul 24, 2016
Oh my god. I did he same thing. When she mentioned thinking of that scenario, I remembered Lilith punching Jack. Lol
BloodyAppleQueen BloodyAppleQueen Apr 11, 2016
Ouch...someone string this bad boy up and hit him like a god damn piñata!!!
pastelbitxh pastelbitxh Nov 30, 2016
I WOULD SCREAM AND THINK THAT I DRINKED TOO MUCH WINE THAT INWAS DRUNG OR SOMETHING AND YELL " THIS IS NOT REAL, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE "
expirimentalElement expirimentalElement Aug 21, 2016
I was listening to Lily Allens F You song when I read this 38D 👌