Jailed (COMPLETED)(South Park) {stanxkyle}

Jailed (COMPLETED)(South Park) {stanxkyle}

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Blazedarkness By Blazedarkness Updated Aug 24, 2015


Kyle broflovski went down hill after high school. Unlike his super best friend Stan who's now a cop.

Kyle, kenny and Cartman live in a run down shitty apartment and have to steal to get most things in life. There white trash but they always get out of trouble. 

All thanks to Kyle, whenever they get in caught they can get of scot free! Kyle has made a deal with Stan that whenever there caught he will forget about it or not mention it. The deal is that Kyle has sex with his best friend. His best friend who has feelings for him. And the three boys use this to their advantage.

Kyle has a girlfriend, and Stan knows this. But the thought of the feisty, troublesome red head still turns him on.

But one day Kyle is caught by a different cop, and his friends ditch him. He has a choice, stay with Stan and be watched twenty four seven or go to jail...

  • cartman
  • jail
  • kenny
  • kybecca
  • kyle
  • park
  • south
  • stan
  • style
south_eater south_eater Jun 16
Lmao "straight "that's the funniest joke I have heard all day
sirius16 sirius16 Sep 13
This makes sense when you think about it. All cops are bastards, after all
                              But seriously...
                              Like no, be smarter Kyle
blue_mansion blue_mansion Dec 28, 2016
You're talking to the child version of Hitler I think if you say shite about Germany he will kick you in the balls
Marksfabulousbutt Marksfabulousbutt Oct 09, 2016
Somebody is going to walk in on me while I'm sitting here...