Jailed (COMPLETED)(South Park) {stanxkyle}

Jailed (COMPLETED)(South Park) {stanxkyle}

43.6K Reads 2.2K Votes 19 Part Story
Ded By Blazedarkness Updated Aug 24, 2015

(BOYXBOY! THERES ALSO SMUT!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

Kyle broflovski went down hill after high school. Unlike his super best friend Stan who's now a cop.

Kyle, kenny and Cartman live in a run down shitty apartment and have to steal to get most things in life. There white trash but they always get out of trouble. 

All thanks to Kyle, whenever they get in caught they can get of scot free! Kyle has made a deal with Stan that whenever there caught he will forget about it or not mention it. The deal is that Kyle has sex with his best friend. His best friend who has feelings for him. And the three boys use this to their advantage.

Kyle has a girlfriend, and Stan knows this. But the thought of the feisty, troublesome red head still turns him on.

But one day Kyle is caught by a different cop, and his friends ditch him. He has a choice, stay with Stan and be watched twenty four seven or go to jail...

  • cartman
  • jail
  • kenny
  • kybecca
  • kyle
  • park
  • south
  • stan
  • style
I was about to blink, but then I processed what I just read, and my eyes went wide open. I don’t need to blink anyways. .
south_eater south_eater Jun 16, 2017
Lmao "straight "that's the funniest joke I have heard all day
Jas_Is_Jas Jas_Is_Jas Feb 05
Me: *brings lawn chair and watches through the windshield*
                              
                              Stan: “W-Wait, Kyle, WTF IS THAT?!”
                              
                              Me: *sits back*  “Continue, gentlemen..”
sirius16 sirius16 Sep 13, 2017
This makes sense when you think about it. All cops are bastards, after all
NoodlesToodles123 NoodlesToodles123 Apr 30, 2017
HAHAHA that's HILARIOUS...
                              
                              But seriously...
                              
                              
                              Like no, be smarter Kyle