Not The Ukrainian Average | Denis Stoff

Not The Ukrainian Average | Denis Stoff

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lmao By thebalconyscene1983 Completed

A Denis Stoff/Shaforostov fanfiction.

This is my mom. She compares me to everyone and tells me to be "normal"
Okay ladies, Austin Carlile is obviously the best screamer ...
daddy_denis daddy_denis Jun 13
Mine does cause I have 2 brothers and Im the oldest...but if I did she would...
Why can't you just die in a ditch? This isn't Burger King, you can't, "Have It Your Way"!
I love Kellin but I'm going to have to say Danny on 'tis one
I ain't a Ukrainian, but I'm Russian! Get it? At your cranium!
                              
                              
                              Sorry I had to (song is stupid boy by Ronnirle radke)