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homestuck lemons

homestuck lemons

23K Reads 421 Votes 32 Part Story
Sammeh By Gay_Baby Updated Feb 13

mostly random lemons but, based around solkat and johndave.

;33 > *a.c. types furriously into her laptop 'Karkat SMASHED HIS BRO'*
DON'T! READ! THIS! AT! SCHOOL! A TEACHER LOOKED OVER MY SHOULDER AND I GOT DETENTION FOR READING THIS IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
-Rap-Hottie- -Rap-Hottie- Dec 27, 2016
I just imagined sollux saying that like "bitch good. Cuz either way i would pail you if you didn't"  in a sassy tone xD
I see sollux saying saying something like. "Daym kk you lookin' fiiiinnnnneee!"
Karo-kun Karo-kun Dec 22, 2016
With lisp if you may: "Whatthhhh the newthhhhhh on the pittthhhhhhha?"
In 20 years I'm going to read this again and think.
                              "Why am I not merry to sollux?"