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homestuck lemons

homestuck lemons

25.6K Reads 485 Votes 36 Part Story
Sammeh By Gay_Baby Updated Jul 04

mostly random lemons but, based around solkat and johndave.

Sollux: The only thing I wanna eat ith your thweet dripping nook while you're moaning my name
Sollux: *mumbles* Jutht like you tonight
                              Karkat: WHAT WAS THAT?
                              Sollux: *fake cough* I WATH COUGHING! *fake cough* Just coughing THOTHE WEREN'T WORDTH!
One of my friends used to yell at me "GIVE MY DOGGY STYLE NOWWWWWW"
My bulge it brings all the trolls to the yard and I'm like "It's thicker than yours" damn right it's thicker than yours I could pail you, but I'd have to charge
Karkat: HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS WORKED FOR YOU?
                              John: jdjcbxjzkenfrno
                              Karkat: WHAT WAS THAT?
                              John: ZERO! OKAY? ZERO TIMES!
                              Karkat: *in head* then you need to shut the fûck uuuuuuuup stop being a fücking cünt shut the fûck uuuuuuuuuppppp you're a stupid cünt suck my dîîîîîîîck
My friend stole a bunch of Vaseline from a school experiment once. He then rubbed it all over my morails face and I was laughing because he literally lubed his face.