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You're Not-So Grump (Dan Avidan x Reader)

You're Not-So Grump (Dan Avidan x Reader)

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LunaLapis By LunaLapis Completed

My phone went nuts as the alarm for 9 AM was sounding. Slowly, my eyes open as the morning sunlight leaked into my room through the curtains. As I sit up, I hear my roommate, (Your friend's name or Y/F/N) making breakfast in our kitchen. I rub the sleep off my eyes as I walk out to where I smelled bacon. 

"Oh hey, (Y/N). Up so early?" Mumbling as I take my phone out, I check if there are any messages. As usual; none. (Y/F/N) makes her way over to the table with two plates of bacon and eggs. 

"Soo," she starts as I divert my attention from my plate to her. "You kinda have to go pick up some stuff for me from the store?"
"Why can't you do it?"
"I have... Things... To do..."
"Uh huh. Sure."

I throw out my plate and go to get dressed in my room. I throw on some jeans, my Game Grumps shirt,(above) and my (F/C) converse. I grab my phone and some money and head for the door. I slide on my sweatshirt and open it. "Alright. I'm going to the store now, you lazy son of a buiscit." I call back ...

KarmaThePringle KarmaThePringle a day ago
Everyone's like I found game grumps though markiplier
                              I'm over here like "I found mark from them"
Why is this a painfully accurate description of how everyone reading this would act? XD
cottoncandyluv26 cottoncandyluv26 Aug 03, 2016
Fainting on the floor
                              Me: hi... I like your vids
                              Dan: thanx i like your shirt
                              Me: thanx
eval_kneval eval_kneval Apr 29, 2016
"Four eyes are better than one!"
                              "I have two eyes though..."
                              "Shut up..."
WolfiePanda WolfiePanda Jan 09
Not ashamed to admit this: I'm sitting here on my bed with a blanket over me and a chihuahua curled up on my lap all while wearing Batman pajamas and I just flapped my arms in such a fangirling way...
cottoncandyluv26 cottoncandyluv26 Aug 03, 2016
That is kinda how patrick was. He divorced lacey and died. I think lily will be in the therapy room when she's 7