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You're Not-So Grump (Dan Avidan x Reader)

You're Not-So Grump (Dan Avidan x Reader)

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LunaLapis By LunaLapis Completed

My phone went nuts as the alarm for 9 AM was sounding. Slowly, my eyes open as the morning sunlight leaked into my room through the curtains. As I sit up, I hear my roommate, (Your friend's name or Y/F/N) making breakfast in our kitchen. I rub the sleep off my eyes as I walk out to where I smelled bacon. 

"Oh hey, (Y/N). Up so early?" Mumbling as I take my phone out, I check if there are any messages. As usual; none. (Y/F/N) makes her way over to the table with two plates of bacon and eggs. 

"Soo," she starts as I divert my attention from my plate to her. "You kinda have to go pick up some stuff for me from the store?"
"Why can't you do it?"
"I have... Things... To do..."
"Uh huh. Sure."

I throw out my plate and go to get dressed in my room. I throw on some jeans, my Game Grumps shirt,(above) and my (F/C) converse. I grab my phone and some money and head for the door. I slide on my sweatshirt and open it. "Alright. I'm going to the store now, you lazy son of a buiscit." I call back ...

cottoncandyluv26 cottoncandyluv26 Aug 03, 2016
Also Kevin. Thats my bro's favorite part of any episode with Kevin
diedunknown diedunknown Jul 11, 2016
true but like, i don't understand why people hate time skips and why the author has to explain themselves to why they skipped? i love them tbh. do they expect us to explain and tell about how the reader is taking a shït? idek
cottoncandyluv26 cottoncandyluv26 Aug 03, 2016
Fainting on the floor
                              Me: hi... I like your vids
                              Dan: thanx i like your shirt
                              Me: thanx
KiwiDude KiwiDude Oct 09, 2016
Why would I actually question myself in whether I wanted to smell like roadkill or not.
Okay but didn't it say it was an Xbox game like a paragraph ago
eval_kneval eval_kneval Apr 29, 2016
"Four eyes are better than one!"
                              "I have two eyes though..."
                              "Shut up..."