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bite me; remus lupin [on hold]

bite me; remus lupin [on hold]

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they call me crybaby By SharkBaitH00HaHa Updated Nov 22, 2016

"so kiss me on the mouth 

and set me free

but please don't bite"

_remuslupin_ _remuslupin_ Dec 17, 2016
Everyone is like: she jinxed it, foreshadowing, too soon And I'm here like: double vanilla ice cream is the most important thing in this sentence
Amthyst_Crow1102 Amthyst_Crow1102 Sep 02, 2016
I can't even count on my hands and toes how many times that sh*ts happened to me. Smh 😂
december_collins97 december_collins97 Aug 15, 2016
Werewolves you say? Hmmm, why do I find this ironic? Don't answer.
hhedalexa hhedalexa Jul 10, 2016
how does a healing spell go so wrong, that you end up setting someone on FIRE.
-violetsmarkey -violetsmarkey Dec 04, 2016
*cough* Peter *cough*
                              Sorry I have a bad case of Phlegm (lol get it)
Coffeeshopwords Coffeeshopwords Sep 11, 2016
How do you screw up a healing spell so bad it sets someone on fire? That is clearly a talent.