This is a story as lame as lame can be
Of a damsel in distress , yes, distressed is she
And her quest to find love with that popular high school boy
And live her happy life , I assure you this is no ploy
Wait , just kidding , people are going to die .
In a land of bad jokes , and a time of puns , the destiny of a broken family rests on the shoulders of a young girl . Her name , Katherine .
Read at your own risk . Seriously , this is my first time writing so bear with me !