first comes love then come making love then comes violence then come the baby yup you heard right jeff and l.j fall in love but then things get a littel rough between them, after that jeff takes off for a day and comes back with some extreme news.
"Mama I'm in love with a criminal mama please don't cry" that's all I got ._.
If my sister was making out with her bf in front of me, I'd be quite for a minute then scream at the top of my lungs. Scare the shizzle outta them, ;3
(I've done it before to my fren. Then got slapped. D;)
Maybe on the fall part, try putting, "we landed hard on the ground but the water kind of broke our fall."
Shut eye priceless you know because jeff dosent have eyelids just me ok then
They're gonna DO the DO in that van.
It's gonna smell like secks. Ohhhhhhh
HA I WAS LISTENUNG TO ANIMALS BY MAROON FIVE WHEN I READ THIS IT FITS PURRRRRFECTLY