Phan Smutty Oneshots!

Phan Smutty Oneshots!

36.2K Reads 493 Votes 7 Part Story
Maggie / Spencer By PastelFlours Updated Jul 18

phan smut things that i never update.

I'm so used to people calling it "member" or "ding dong" so when I read that I was like 'crOTcH'
I'm trying is hard....lol hard.....not to burst out into laughter
flutepiano flutepiano Sep 02
how would Phil roll on the condom without getting water trapped between the condom and his dick? 
                              also -winces- no prep?
love how there was casually a trash can in dan's room... aww it's phil trash #1!!!
GUYBESiDEU3 GUYBESiDEU3 Oct 03
I'm having the weirdest combination of mental images right now
                              imagine listening to 'It's Quiet Uptown' while reading this
Like "No it's great moisture for my chest are you stupid Dan?" 😂