phan smut things that i never update.
I'm so used to people calling it "member" or "ding dong" so when I read that I was like 'crOTcH'
I'm trying is hard....lol hard.....not to burst out into laughter
how would Phil roll on the condom without getting water trapped between the condom and his dick?
also -winces- no prep?
love how there was casually a trash can in dan's room... aww it's phil trash #1!!!
I'm having the weirdest combination of mental images right now
imagine listening to 'It's Quiet Uptown' while reading this
Like "No it's great moisture for my chest are you stupid Dan?" 😂