"Do you know those cartoons where people have a little devil and a little angel on their shoulder?"
"That's exactly what I have."
trigger warning(s): mentions of; pills, panic attacks, good/bad personas <3
this is how people get mudered don't let a stranger walk you home
It's fine I didn't see anything about Phil being a serial killer in the description
If anything Dan is probably more safe with Phil that he was alone
I can't even read that in a regular Dan voice without reading it like he said it
OK I FORGIVE YOU FOR I AM ALSO A SMALL BOY WHO LOVES CAPRI SUNS
you met him thirty three goddamn seconds ago, how the hell are you supposed to know whether he's sweet or not