Dan and Phil Smut!!
I FIND SOMETHING VERY SAD/FUNNY ABOUT THIS IVE ALREADY READ THIS AHAHAHHA
Here in America we would say : Sorry dude I just stole your dildo I just really like you but no homo bro
Yea sorry bro for taking the dildo out of your ass you just really turn me on but no homo bro
It's been scientificly proven that boys will not get any hints people are dropping.
When Dan took the dildo idk why but I imagined him putting it on thw desk and pointing a finger at Phil and being like "No...bad Phil..."
I thought this was going in a complete different direction. Wow. It's good though:)