Manic Attack

Manic Attack

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υz ѕαує∂ By _uzmii Completed

*Featured Story*

Monica 'Manic' Knightley is someone every girl turns to when confused. Her column 'Manic Makeovers' in a major fashion magazine is a bible for every female who wears clothes. From getting the perfect eyebrows to wearing the right shoes to your goldfish's funeral, she'll help you through it all. 

      So, when Monica is invited to a prom dance in an elite university upstate, she's expecting some praiseworthy attires. What she isn't expecting, however, is Edward Moseby.

      With his perfectly tailored blue tux, orange tie paired with green Crocs; he thinks he's got it all. Not according to Monica though, the sight of his horrendous ensemble nearly makes her go half bald with anxiety. And when Edward accidentally asks her for a dance, like any other sensible girl, she corners him and rips his tie off.

       Now with Edward taking Monica as a sexually deprived woman and Monica taking him as one of the worst dressed in the history of worst dressed, they're both on a mission to fix each other up.

      A tragic tale of gaudy Crocs, sky-high Jimmy Choos, and everything in between.

(Note: This story may cause death due to laughter but I gotta let y'all know it is a first draft and I will always be improving as a writer. Much love xx)


[Humor #13]

Super awesome cover by @soundthealarm

  • american
  • chic
  • comedy
  • crocs
  • dressing
  • fame
  • fashion
  • humor
  • magazine
  • makeover
  • paparazzi
  • rich
  • romance
  • teenfiction
  • therestofus
  • trou
  • university
  • writer
  • youth
JustBeingSarcastic JustBeingSarcastic Oct 17, 2017
Ftr
                              7:16pm
                              Done with high school, yet to resume college 
                              Heh heh heh 
                              I have all the time in the world 😀😀😀😀
                              Let's go
__Inactive_Account__ __Inactive_Account__ Sep 20, 2017
Are you ready to pull an all-nighter?
                              
                              Are you ready to sleepwalk from class to class when you are forced to enter a living hel--school in the morning?
                              
                              And are you ready to make sure your sleep schedule is still fûcked up as ever?
                              
                              Let's go!!!
SleepingRumble SleepingRumble Oct 01, 2017
I REMEMBER CROCS!!!!! OMG! Everyone had them and thought they were cool, but they were so freaking ugly. AHHHHH The nostalgia!
SooNerdish SooNerdish Mar 15
@dramione_percabeth YOU GOTTA READ THIS BOOK AFTER BOARDS. ITS ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVS. NOT KIDDING. ALSO LRTS START TAGGING EACH OTHER INTO BOOKS AFTER BOARDS TO KNOW NEW ONES OKA? I ADDED THAT 'SHE BELONGS TO THE KING' TO MY READING LIST
Mynalovely Mynalovely Oct 02, 2017
Crocs...........with a orange tie.............and blue suit.............just imagining it is making me cringe. This boy has a very bad sense of fashion...........and he wore it to a prom.
Minah_URK Minah_URK Sep 21, 2017
Your cover is very pretty and eye-catching. Your synopsis already has me chuckling which leads me to wondering what's in store for the next chap. 😂😍😂 Seems like you did your research. 💗