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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School

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evangomez2004 By evanngomez2004 Updated Nov 06, 2015

Alright, first things first, teenage life sucks.

I kinda just turned 13 and I became a teen. Spring break is on and I kinda bugged Mom to go on holiday at the wrong time. 

"Mom, can we go to California?"

"No, sweetie, we're going to the antique shop."

Alright. The antique shop is REALLY dusty and I wanted to stay at home. But I realized I made a HUGE mistake. Cause something happened that really changed my life...

So one day, I was left at home cause my parents went to the damn antique shop. I texted Rowley to ask him what's up.

Me: Hey dude, wanna come over and play Twisted Wizard 3?

Rolls (Rowley): No, I'm gna go to da cinema to watch Ant Man.

Me: Can I come with you?

Rolls: Nope. Bked seats alrdy.

So I hung up with nothin much to do except snack and play vid games. Then somebody rang the doorbell. I was lazy so I waited for them to stop it and go away. That happened and I realized that Mom wasn't home. I found a note on the door which said:

Greg, we r back from the shop. ...

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His mom: "yep. I knew I should've swallowed" (and/or aborted)
This story is dry af! i almost feel asleep tryna read it... Whoever created obviously don't know how to spell!
AmariahVincent6 AmariahVincent6 Dec 14, 2016
Why is damn used so much in the story?  The real ones don't use those kinds of words, because it's somewhat inappropriate for certain readers.
anthonyabraham1 anthonyabraham1 Jul 25, 2016
what the heck.. such a fake book :) dont read this people lmao