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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (X Reader)

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (X Reader)

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The Red Wolf By KaybearD17 Updated Dec 30, 2016

Random DHMIS one shots, so... Enjoy!

Just do what that Robot Chicken gummy bear did. CHEW OFF THAT DELICIOUS LEG!!!!
for some reason I was like "where is Harry's oneshot!!???" at first. Then I noticed this and I was like "I WAS IGNORING HIM THE WHOLE TIME?!?!!" XD
A baby pigeon or a pesky bee. I always get the two mixed up.
willcipher_666 willcipher_666 6 days ago
"What's with you and eyes?" That would probably be what she would say to me
OH I JUST REALIZED!! Mr. Meh is from when he literally screamed MEH MEH MEH!!
So do i, and if I don't hear that you didn't cofessed to Gilbert, I will not hesitate to contact, text, or email him a picture of you blushing or pleasuring yourself to the thought and mention of his name. Don't try me or else things WILL get complicated.