How To Be A Hoe ✓
"I said I'd teach you how to be a hoe, not a fatass." Jimin scrunched his face up in disgust as he eyed you, munching happily on a pizza and watching a sitcom. "And stop eating when I'm talking to you."
"Why do you want me to be one, again?" You rolled your eyes.
He sniffed. "I told you; you can't score guys like Taehyung with a personality like yours."
"Give me back my pizza!" You pouted as he stole a slice from your box. "And nothing is necessarily wrong with my personality."
"Your personality is already perfect to me." He muttered to himself before clearing his throat. "I'm your roommate. Whatever is yours is mine." He gave you a superior look.
"So I can have your condoms?"
Jimin's eyes widened as he almost choked on the pizza slice.
"...well, at least you're learning."
The apartment's a big place.
No one knows what happens between you and your roommate, Jimin, but they know you two are hella close.
So close, it scares his friends...who don't want the playboy to forget himself.
Jimin couldn't care less, though.
As long as he gets to kiss you without really dating.
As long as he gets to love you without really telling.
Just to remind you that playboys have hearts too.
Jimin X Reader
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Translations: Romanian, French, Dutch