"you named your son after a band"
"you named your daughter after a fruit"
Nooo it's too cute I WASN'T READY
^the forest fic
^^the milk fic
^^^THE HAT FIC
that's incest because they'll be siblings before they know it(: hi, I'm Lashton af
(Let the train begin 😂)
His mom went to go get fruit and never came back.
Liz found out about their relationship and she never came back.
CALUM found out about their relationship and she never came back.
Asparagus is the mom and NO ONE wanted her to come back.
LEON GET UR GIRL
LUKE IS THE BEST WINGMAN BUT LEON NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TOP PILOT THE DAMN PLANE
Maury looked at the ultra sound, she had his dimples and BOOM
YOU ARE THE FATHER
I give my friend the same thing every year; and that's a hot topic gift card cuz she's emo as fvck