"you named your son after a band"
"you named your daughter after a fruit"
2ND HAND EMBARRASSMENT. WAY TO GO LUKE, You're finally in the 5sosfam
I was raised to "be polite" so since forever if I knock something over in the store I still have to pick it up. Or the worst of I get something and ask for it then we are 20 aisles away from the aisle that I got it from I have to walk all the way back and put it back. Fml
My niece name is 'love' so I'm not complaining, lol. They're actually really unique, and idk.
I didn't have a backpack in preschool but I always really wanted one bc I wanted to be like a "big kid"
My dad made me memorize every song on Eminem's relapse and curtain close album and I still remember them