Carrots and Pepsi

Carrots and Pepsi

14.5K Reads 731 Votes 11 Part Story
Ever By festusElric Updated Feb 16, 2016

(Homestuck)
Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... 
partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.

  • carrotsticks
  • homestuck
  • homestuckshipping
  • pepsicola
  • shipping
kankrivantis kankrivantis Apr 14, 2017
he'll be out after he release's some  genetic material (0w0)
SnowKing04828 SnowKing04828 May 22, 2017
Yahhhhhh of course you where thinking about her yah Dave 
                              (PS I ship davexjohn)
supgal supgal Jan 17, 2017
Everyone in this chain of comments is acting like a proud mother.
scu_99 scu_99 Feb 20, 2017
I thought it said gay bear. I then proceeded to imagine a shirtless Dirk with a very hairy chest.
- - Dec 19, 2016
The gay bar
                              also smuppets
                              now I definitely have to read this
                              for *cough* purposes
XionShadow XionShadow Dec 15, 2016
*dies due to roll off the bed in a fit of uncontrolled laughter*