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Carrots and Pepsi

Carrots and Pepsi

13.7K Reads 721 Votes 11 Part Story
Ever By festusElric Updated Feb 16, 2016

Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... 
partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.

he'll be out after he release's some  genetic material (0w0)
Yahhhhhh of course you where thinking about her yah Dave 
                              (PS I ship davexjohn)
NightmareAnimations NightmareAnimations Nov 10, 2016
Im sure dave will know the cheapest n the best gay bar in town.
supgal supgal Jan 17
Everyone in this chain of comments is acting like a proud mother.
scu_99 scu_99 Feb 20
I thought it said gay bear. I then proceeded to imagine a shirtless Dirk with a very hairy chest.
- - Dec 19, 2016
The gay bar
                              also smuppets
                              now I definitely have to read this
                              for *cough* purposes