Carrots and Pepsi

Carrots and Pepsi

10.7K Reads 553 Votes 11 Part Story
Ever By festusElric Updated Feb 16

(Homestuck)
Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... 
partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.

I'm just picturing John's face like- WAKEMEUPWAKEMEUPINSIDECAN'TWAKEUPWAKEMEUPANDSAAVEMEEE
Nah you want Dave to whip you, you want him to slowly caress you and then whip you. The pain turns you on, doesn't it.
Im sure dave will know the cheapest n the best gay bar in town.
John you have grown up to be a handsome amazing boy. Im so proud of you.
Inky_Pasta Inky_Pasta Aug 29
That's me in my new high school. I got lost in the forest of tall, sweaty, boys. Sorry guys, I find no attraction to u. I'm a motherfuckin lesbian!😎deal with it
Hah! Challenge accepted! DONE. That was hilarious (I think Dave wanted to anyway, butt that's kinda obvious!) HAHA PUNS!!