Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans...
partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.
he'll be out after he release's some genetic material (0w0)
Yahhhhhh of course you where thinking about her yah Dave
(PS I ship davexjohn)
Im sure dave will know the cheapest n the best gay bar in town.
Everyone in this chain of comments is acting like a proud mother.
I thought it said gay bear. I then proceeded to imagine a shirtless Dirk with a very hairy chest.
The gay bar
now I definitely have to read this
for *cough* purposes