My Boyfriend Is Not Allowed!!!

My Boyfriend Is Not Allowed!!!

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Jaffacake30 By Jaffacake30 Completed

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍

Just a few comedic rules for your boyfriend

  • boyfriend
  • funny
  • girlfriend
  • hilarious
  • humor
  • jokes
  • kiss
  • liampayne
  • lmao
  • lol
  • louistomlinson
  • love
  • niallhoran
  • onedirection
  • romance
  • wattys2015
  • zaynmalik
DolphinDoughnuts DolphinDoughnuts Jul 12, 2017
@JonathanGustine YOU DON'T EVEN FISH SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I TAGGED YOU....
-Jinxy -Jinxy Mar 26, 2017
Yes. Not even your mom can have you! YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN MOTHAFUCKA! 😆
thecomedicdeadpanner thecomedicdeadpanner Mar 22, 2017
A little possessive but don't be mad if he cooks you for dinner. You are the only fish in the sea.
-_Seth_Furude_- -_Seth_Furude_- Apr 08, 2017
-gasp- SENPAI! PASS ME YOUR PHONE! 
                              
                              boyfriend- "what happend to yours?"
                              
                              me: -throws phone- i lost it!
                              
                              boyfriend: -facepalm- here.
                              
                              me: -evil laugh- 
                              
                              boyfriend- UGH DONT YOU DO THE CONTACT THING!
                              
                              me: heeheheehehhee
ReeseTheSinnominRoll ReeseTheSinnominRoll Aug 05, 2017
When you're reading a book like this but your ocs have better luck getting a date than you
@Nightpetal_Fandom Please read this book gurl!!!!!! It's flippin hilarious 😂😂😂