My Boyfriend Is Not Allowed!!!

My Boyfriend Is Not Allowed!!!

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Jaffacake30 By Jaffacake30 Completed

Just a few comedic rules for your boyfriend

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@JonathanGustine YOU DON'T EVEN FISH SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I TAGGED YOU....
-unheoly- -unheoly- Mar 26
Yes. Not even your mom can have you! YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN MOTHAFUCKA! 😆
A little possessive but don't be mad if he cooks you for dinner. You are the only fish in the sea.
-gasp- SENPAI! PASS ME YOUR PHONE! 
                              
                              boyfriend- "what happend to yours?"
                              
                              me: -throws phone- i lost it!
                              
                              boyfriend: -facepalm- here.
                              
                              me: -evil laugh- 
                              
                              boyfriend- UGH DONT YOU DO THE CONTACT THING!
                              
                              me: heeheheehehhee
When you're reading a book like this but your ocs have better luck getting a date than you
BOIIIIIII who's gonna do this please tell me but this is just too funny