Pineapples ✧ hayes

Pineapples ✧ hayes

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✧ heartless ✧ By -fiorella Updated Jun 14, 2016

'why do you eat so much pineapples?'
'it makes your jizz sweet'
'that seems weird and highly impossible'
'wanna taste it yourself?'

At my old school they monitored everything we did on the computers
My friend wrote smut and the teacher read it and she got suspended
My99centsoul My99centsoul Jul 21, 2016
Whatcha doin there bud????? You look kinda thirsty do you need some HOLY WATER?!?!?
My99centsoul My99centsoul Jul 21, 2016
BITCH IDGAF WHO TF YOU ARE I AM A CHILD OF GOD NOT TODAY SATAN NOT ON MY WATCH, OH WAIT I DON'T OWN ONE *explosion goes off in background* BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE I SAID BOOM
i eat PEARS ~ rick ross ... im sorry this is old but i just thought of this when i read that 😂😂
ShawnsScar ShawnsScar Nov 09, 2016
I used to be innocent before I met wattpad, public school, and the internet