What kind of relationship would come from some guy stealing your peaches and always disturbing your privacy? Well, he loved you... A LOT! So, he'll do anything to keep you for himself.
Oh dear god! It's Navi all over again! *grabs master sword* WHERE IS THAT BISH OF A FAIRY?!!!
What's wrong with ma mind?! Why do I always think like this?? Maybe is all the yaoi and lemon I read..
The use of the word peaches is a little excessive, why not spice it up a bit and use another word?
The f*ck all you readers have to think
Not like I'm any better