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Dave Strider x Depressed Reader

Dave Strider x Depressed Reader

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fukoTamashi By fukoTamashi Updated Dec 20, 2016

WARNING: May contain cutting, attempted suicide, depression, and sexual content.


this is me when I wake up birds are Soooo noisy and grab my phone and read wattpad after 9:00
No its 
                              When life gives you lemons you put them in the freezer and freeze them then trow them at you neighbors and everyone you know
Make lemonade then, but if I can't batter the women, how am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
This sounds like me when I'm not trying to fake my personality
Am I like the only not cool one here? I don't know who Dave strider is T^T but I want to know!!!!
Bird: Wow.... that's a nice brand new car.... it'd be a shame if someone... SHIIT ON IT.