Warning: Majority of the one shots will contain smut! So if you aren't about that life don't read this.
But I mean you brought upon yourself you oversized cock block
*shivers at the thought of a whisk being in the kitchen* SORRY WRONG PHANDOM--I MEAN FANDOM
Bro I can do it in a moving car with my seatbelt on. In less than 5 minutes. I'm also kinda a competitive swimmer...
Or the Jaspar flat, so the author might have just made a mistake.