Greener on the other side (Peridot X Fem!Reader)

Greener on the other side (Peridot X Fem!Reader)

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TheDemonChild By Ms_Brunette Updated Jan 04

It wasn't everyday you'd find a Peridot o
  ut of nowhere. Said Peridot wasn't a regular jewelry that was normally favored by dirty hobos to earn money, or simply a shiny crystallized object that is easy to look at.
  
  No, this Peridot you found is  not just a 'gem'.  
  
  Now you find yourself completely baffled by the existence of alien comic books. Re-watching the classic E.T. DVD you have at your home, completely sneering at the aliens you thought were fiction.
  
  Nope. This just proves you to be one of the world's hypocritical idiot, congratulations!
  
  Now, there's no turning back. As much as you wish tormenting yourself with math homework for the time being, you just had to have a road trip to-let's say, random places. Now you find yourself stuck in a world of crazy monsters, techno geeks and ocean freaks. 
  
  Which only proves how strange life truly is.
  
  Right now? Just try to enjoy life with a slice of pizza before things completely turn upside down.
  Who knows? It might be your last taste.
  
  ~ Greener on the other side (Peridot x Reader) ~

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Lmao, I don't think there is a single innocent person left on Wattpad... Except those rare gems which are called smol beans you only find like.. Once in ever 70 fanfictions you read 😂😂😂
A reader once asked me what a lemon was, and I had no idea what to say, because I didn't want to be responsible for ruining a child's innocence, so I just passed them over to my friend and told them that she'd explain 😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂
Somebody please engrave this into my tombstone: "Here lies LuLu, she was a great friend... And an even greater idiot." 
                              
                              Thank you.
necr0misis necr0misis Aug 01, 2016
Pros: You meet a sexy dorito
                              Cons: you meet a dorito that could kill you
                              
                              Me:...that's worth a shot.
talle2014 talle2014 Aug 11, 2016
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLS HER A DORITO LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!
1AMBlazeMist4 1AMBlazeMist4 Feb 07, 2016
I guess you can say I'm innocent. If that person was deadpool.