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phan smut (oneshots)

phan smut (oneshots)

52.2K Reads 660 Votes 4 Part Story
hardbumsects By hardbumsects Updated Dec 28, 2016

Phansmut one shots

bluclique bluclique Jun 01, 2016
story: "Dan you Turnip"
                              me: how turnt up could a turnip get if a turnip could turn up
ilikethings66613 ilikethings66613 Oct 25, 2016
Wait don't you get enrollment papers when you're eleven so that means that they were eleven in this fic or am I being stupid
daniisnotamazing daniisnotamazing May 04, 2016
Does no one even remember about dan's parents? I mean they be asleep n dan is moaning loudly n jerking off. 
                              No one? Okay i'll leave now
PixelPuppykawaii PixelPuppykawaii Nov 23, 2016
Roses are red
                              And sometimes prickly
                              Wowza okay
                              That escalated quickly
domesticphiI domesticphiI May 10, 2016
I don't want to ruin the mood😂 but fun fact Phils doesn't wear boxers under his pajamas! He goes Commando under pj bottoms.
igivenofucks igivenofucks Sep 16, 2016
when my brother and his wife argue they call each other vegetables