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phan smut (oneshots)

phan smut (oneshots)

44K Reads 553 Votes 4 Part Story
hardbumsects By hardbumsects Updated Dec 28, 2016

Phansmut one shots

trystjoseph trystjoseph Jun 01, 2016
story: "Dan you Turnip"
                              me: how turnt up could a turnip get if a turnip could turn up
ilikethings66613 ilikethings66613 Oct 25, 2016
Wait don't you get enrollment papers when you're eleven so that means that they were eleven in this fic or am I being stupid
daniisnotamazing daniisnotamazing May 04, 2016
Does no one even remember about dan's parents? I mean they be asleep n dan is moaning loudly n jerking off. 
                              No one? Okay i'll leave now
PixelPuppykawaii PixelPuppykawaii Nov 23, 2016
Roses are red
                              And sometimes prickly
                              Wowza okay
                              That escalated quickly
PurpleBunnie1234567 PurpleBunnie1234567 May 10, 2016
I don't want to ruin the mood😂 but fun fact Phils doesn't wear boxers under his pajamas! He goes Commando under pj bottoms.
- - Feb 22, 2016
*crashes down stairs* DAN! *smashes window* IS *smacks mother* POWER *pushes television on floor* BOTTOM *flips off sister* NOT *flips table* PHIL