Phansmut one shots
story: "Dan you Turnip"
me: how turnt up could a turnip get if a turnip could turn up
Wait don't you get enrollment papers when you're eleven so that means that they were eleven in this fic or am I being stupid
Does no one even remember about dan's parents? I mean they be asleep n dan is moaning loudly n jerking off.
No one? Okay i'll leave now
Roses are red
And sometimes prickly
That escalated quickly
I don't want to ruin the mood😂 but fun fact Phils doesn't wear boxers under his pajamas! He goes Commando under pj bottoms.
*crashes down stairs* DAN! *smashes window* IS *smacks mother* POWER *pushes television on floor* BOTTOM *flips off sister* NOT *flips table* PHIL