A bunch of stories, please dont ask me to update ill write one when ever i have a idea.
Just realized somfin. Dave is covered in Pussy. In that pic up there.
When you steal a timber remix from youtube to put into your phone just to fit the aesthetic : THIS IS MY JAM, THANKS DAVEY BOI!
Honestly I would know how to pin Jake down if he threw a punch at Dave.
Just block the punch inward.
Katana chop his neck.
Put your foot around to the back.
Sweep your foot through his legs
Now watch as he falls to the ground
'Angel with a shotgun' and 'Cooler Than me' were playing throughout this.
Okay normally I would skip past an Equius x Reader, but this was soooooooooooooooo cute!