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Homestuck x reader

Homestuck x reader

38K Reads 853 Votes 27 Part Story
FallenFromLife By FallenFromLife Updated Apr 13

A bunch of stories, please dont ask me to update ill write one when ever i have a idea.

I personally don't hate jake like i actually really like him but jfc jake w h y
Ugh, this is why I'd never get along with Dave! I LOVE ROCK AND TECHNO!!!!!
Just realized somfin. Dave is covered in Pussy. In that pic up there.
testifiedlove testifiedlove Nov 22, 2016
When you steal a timber remix from youtube to put into your phone just to fit the aesthetic : THIS IS MY JAM, THANKS DAVEY BOI!
SteelScorpion0 SteelScorpion0 May 08, 2016
Honestly I would know how to pin Jake down if he threw a punch at Dave. 
                              Just block the punch inward. 
                              Katana chop his neck. 
                              Put your foot around to the back. 
                              Sweep your foot through his legs 
                              Let go 
                              Now watch as he falls to the ground
'Angel with a shotgun' and 'Cooler Than me' were playing throughout this.