Clue is in the title
Read on my fellow danosaurs and philions
Roses are red
Cactus are prickly
Can I just say
Well that escalated quickly
I'm trying to think that I'm Phil but I don't want to help me
FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED
* jumps into LAKE of holy water * WHO ISS WITH ME WE ALL KNOW THAAT THIS ISN'T YOUR FIRST SMUT BOOK!
Wait it's straight? This is really good writing but sorry not my style mainly because I'm not straight. Sorry mate
First things first ur freakishly tall, it's weird, u look like a noodle...
If you press to hard on my boob, ill press to hard on your f ucking balls. Boobs h u r t