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●there are exactly five women in the world that i'd do anything for: my mom, my sister, my nieces and the fuсking bitсh who ruined my life. in no particular order, of course●
Calvin Shaw has yet to figure life out - but one thing he does know is that he's destined for bachelorhood, complete with an actual bachelor pad that doesn't overlook a churchyard. When the most unexpected gift lands on his doorstep and demands his attention, he realizes that it's probably time to re-evaluate his situation and finally grow up --- even if it means no Coco Pops for dinner.
And all it really takes is a ginger, a brunette, and a black cat named Mr. DeVito...