The Funeral Style

The Funeral Style

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This profile kills me By PaperMars Updated Mar 22

"If they aren't pretty when they are dead, then why bother keeping the bodies in my cemetery? Just burn them. Burn all of them, and give me the charming ones." 

 I laughed at how psychotic he sounded; or even how psychotic he was."You're young, why do you even own your own cemetery? That can't even be legal."

"Why bother concerning yourself over my affairs? This cemetery-" he quickly corrected himself, "My cemetery is the most luxurious and ravishing of them all." He bent down, and began to whisper in my ear, "And I know, that you, my lamb, understand my funeral style, don't you?"

  • boy
  • death
  • decay
  • funeral
  • girl
  • love
  • mask
  • monster
  • psycho
  • romance
opaque_love opaque_love Sep 30, 2017
How does no one else in the room find this whole thing odd? These people are just going with it. 😂
Guiniepigs Guiniepigs Jul 06, 2017
OH yes thank you for this 
sometypeoftrash sometypeoftrash Jun 29, 2017
Is this a necrophilia type thing ¿ sorry if I'm getting the wrong vibe
The-average-gatsby The-average-gatsby Dec 20, 2017
Creepy but I have a feeling you’re our hot guy of the book so I’m down for creepy
The-average-gatsby The-average-gatsby Dec 20, 2017
Okay but I feel like this is gonna turn into a game of clue or some shît in about 20 minutes 😂😂😂
NooseString NooseString Jun 22
Something about this sentence feels wrong. Not sure if it's actually grammatical incorrect but perhaps "they were definitely at the upitomey of sightlyness" would work better?