The Funeral Style

The Funeral Style

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This profile kills me By PaperMars Updated Jul 26

"If they aren't pretty when they are dead, then why bother keeping the bodies in my cemetery? Just burn them. Burn all of them, and give me the charming ones." 

 I laughed at how psychotic he sounded; or even how psychotic he was."You're young, why do you even own your own cemetery? That can't even be legal."

"Why bother concerning yourself over my affairs? This cemetery-" he quickly corrected himself, "My cemetery is the most luxurious and ravishing of them all." He bent down, and began to whisper in my ear, "And I know, that you, my lamb, understand my funeral style, don't you?"

Katelyn776 Katelyn776 Jul 06
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                              Well there's another fictional character I'm in love with
iiChynxii iiChynxii Jul 06
OH yes thank you for this 
                              
                              
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Is this a necrophilia type thing ¿ sorry if I'm getting the wrong vibe
teensfrommars teensfrommars Apr 24, 2016
ELISABETH OMFG TEACH ME HOW TO WRITE AND GOOD WRITING IDEAS BECAUSE HONESTLY<3 YOU'RE SO INSPIRING ILYSFM KEEP IT UP
writewordsoflove writewordsoflove Mar 25, 2016
Best line, but this guy is probably offending the family, damn.
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I feel like that for about four days every month. About half of you know what im talking about