The Funeral Style

The Funeral Style

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This profile kills me By PaperMars Updated Nov 05

"If they aren't pretty when they are dead, then why bother keeping the bodies in my cemetery? Just burn them. Burn all of them, and give me the charming ones." 

 I laughed at how psychotic he sounded; or even how psychotic he was."You're young, why do you even own your own cemetery? That can't even be legal."

"Why bother concerning yourself over my affairs? This cemetery-" he quickly corrected himself, "My cemetery is the most luxurious and ravishing of them all." He bent down, and began to whisper in my ear, "And I know, that you, my lamb, understand my funeral style, don't you?"

Travestic Travestic Apr 24
ELISABETH OMFG TEACH ME HOW TO WRITE AND GOOD WRITING IDEAS BECAUSE HONESTLY<3 YOU'RE SO INSPIRING ILYSFM KEEP IT UP
Best line, but this guy is probably offending the family, damn.
I feel like that for about four days every month. About half of you know what im talking about
the poor family is probably hurt by this but the guy thinks he is giving the worlds greatest compliment
Yes, we have bonded very much in the past second *grins at my own joke* shut up, I know I'm not funny
Just curious, is it meant to look like Laughing Jack on the cover?