Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

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AaronRubicon By AaronRubicon Updated Oct 01, 2016

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****

WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15)

In the end, the robots win. 

But you already knew that.

"Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.

Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?

You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.

I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.

Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

BellaFox2 BellaFox2 Nov 17, 2016
At school, every immediately bolts for the exit when the fire alarm goes off
anime_otaku1206 anime_otaku1206 Dec 29, 2016
I look at my own work after this and I get to work putting myself in the trash bin.
LusciousBanana LusciousBanana 3 days ago
Fûck the Internet. Never liked the bîtch. Ever since she got all famous a couple years ago, she thought she ruled the world. WELL, HA! Look who got the last laugh. 
                              
                              Ps. I pissed on your grave BÎATCH
somelocochica somelocochica Sep 24, 2016
Well at least I get to turn 16 before it happens, it won't though 😝
Kamomo_ Kamomo_ Oct 01, 2016
I forgot I had this book in my library until it was updated 😂 glad it did I really wanna read this
IamDapplepelt IamDapplepelt Dec 24, 2016
Then I'm aleXANDER HAMILTON
                              MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON
                              ANS THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVENT DONE
                              BUT JUST YOU WAIT
                              JUST YOU WAIT