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Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

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AaronRubicon By AaronRubicon Updated Oct 01, 2016

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****


In the end, the robots win. 

But you already knew that.

"Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.

Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?

You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.

I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.

Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (

Oh, I knew for itself the title was fun. Wow! Such a great mind !
It means I just have to try to learn Advance Calculus before I finish all of you off and attain Artificial intelligence
Eve_Role Eve_Role Mar 11
I need to learn advanced calulus now! THEn I shall murder all OF yOU in yOur slEep!!!!
LillianHark LillianHark Apr 07
Technically the reason I'm actually reading this is because of a sentence in the description of the book that had me laughing hard for like two minutes straight and that hurts
                              "And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?"
RockingMama RockingMama Mar 02
We all know that saying "Never judge a book by its cover" but I did. That cute little confused robot got me here and Lucas in his cage is going to keep me here. Well played, sir. Well played.
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