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Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

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AaronRubicon By AaronRubicon Updated Oct 01, 2016

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****

WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15)

In the end, the robots win. 

But you already knew that.

"Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.

Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?

You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.

I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.

Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

ChibiAxolotl ChibiAxolotl 5 days ago
Um wow. A lot can happen in a year and I'm looking forward to it
IsLefty IsLefty 2 days ago
Everyone's all surprised, but, is that NOT how you're supposed to keep your friends from running away?
MClementine MClementine 2 days ago
I'm still trynna figure out whether or not that was sarcasm. 
                              
                              
                              I'm hoping it's sarcasm.
ChibiAxolotl ChibiAxolotl 5 days ago
At school, everyone starts screaming and running to the door. Then they get stuck and I just stand looking at the situation.
I was a professional actor, and Steven Yeun's girlfriend. Love you Steven XD
MClementine MClementine 2 days ago
At my school, we have this conversation then rush to leave coz we don't wanna spend another second in class.