Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse #Wattys2015

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AaronRubicon By AaronRubicon Updated Oct 01

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!*****

WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15)

In the end, the robots win. 

But you already knew that.

"Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't.

Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels?

You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see.

I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done.

Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

BellaFox2 BellaFox2 Nov 17
At school, every immediately bolts for the exit when the fire alarm goes off
lordette lordette Aug 16
I'm rereading this because it's so hilarious and I love it <3
Well at least I get to turn 16 before it happens, it won't though 😝
Kamomo_ Kamomo_ Oct 01
I forgot I had this book in my library until it was updated 😂 glad it did I really wanna read this
This---- this is what I've been waiting to see here. Gees--- took me weeks to find real writing. Yahoo!
BellaFox2 BellaFox2 Nov 17
Wait....no jetpacks?!?? Man....screw the future! I want my jetpack!