Bonjour • Frerard/Petekey

Bonjour • Frerard/Petekey

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fantastic bastard By dasher- Updated Nov 06

But even so, Gerard didn't like the idea of this move, not one bit. He was going to be hopeless in America. Mikey kept trying to assure Gerard that American women likes strong accents. But what does Mikey know anyway? Besides a lot more English than Gerard, the pythagorean theorem, how to play a bass, and ways to impressively destroy a toaster with a fork - but wasn't the point. **TRANSLATIONS ARE NOT ACCURATE**

Disclaimer I don't own any of the people andthestoryisntrealjustlikeeveryotherfrerard

I've never been to Starbucks
                              And I'm not allowed to drink coffee
                              I can see why but I still want to drink coffee
honey you won't even be able to walk straight once you lay your eyes and hands on frank iero to hell if you were "straight"
You see what happens with me is, I try to say "Hello" and it comes out as "H-" and the rest is completely inaudible and I begin shaking
In New York you can literally see about four Starbucks from one spot in the middle of a street
iN THE THRILL OF YOUR STARE I AM PAINFULLY LOST LIKE A DEER IN THE LIGHTS OF AN ONCOMING BUS
imagine gee with a thick french accent and bam that's the reason i breathe