The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

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I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.

a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.

b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.

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#34 Humour

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I have a squish, which means that I badly want this person to be my best friend. Squish.
IDKLEAVEMEBE IDKLEAVEMEBE 7 days ago
He popped out? Oh. I was thinking that he flew out and hit the opposite wall.
aesxxrose aesxxrose Aug 31
~"Don't you know I'm human too I'm gonna marry you anyways"🎶🎶🎶😂😂😂😂
If you've been to Covent Garden in London, you know how awesome living statues can get
yindys yindys Nov 20
Oh boi u need to go find a life but loving the start already
aIhavocroe aIhavocroe Nov 25
This guy is relatable 
                              And thank you for the lgbt support I hope it'll make it to our country because I really need to be normal right now.