The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

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I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.

a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.

b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.


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eTheRealWiz eTheRealWiz Jul 15, 2017
U got it easy! She likes to talk about me in some foreign language thinking u can't understand (I do)
eTheRealWiz eTheRealWiz Jul 17, 2017
Umm... this is England, so no dollars... it's called pounds...
JWCMaher JWCMaher Jul 26, 2017
I love Patrick's habit of calling everyone by the title he's picked for them. 'College Guy,' 'Homeless Dude...' It's a great character trait, and it makes him more well-rounded. Nice work.
FlopTheUnicorn FlopTheUnicorn Sep 21, 2017
I like the British skies... Everywhere else seems too hot 😂
Nothnx22 Nothnx22 Oct 25, 2017
Theres a 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it...but the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it....
                              LIKE MAY.BE
I337896 I337896 Aug 29, 2017
Patrick gets poisoned by the silver paint he wears. Send PETA.