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The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

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I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.

a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.

b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.


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the-cultured-peasant the-cultured-peasant Oct 26, 2016
... He's on the run from the Satanic Cult, and they can't recruit good people, so he's acting like one!
effable effable Jul 30, 2016
I feel like this was inspired by like a fousey tube or Roman Atwood prank on YT
AriUndercover AriUndercover Aug 13, 2016
next time that lady would swallow tabasco in my presence i swear