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The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

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aphi By unfurled Completed

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.

a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.

b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.


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#34 Humour

Featured as of 28/04/16

eTheRealizedMagic eTheRealizedMagic 7 days ago
U got it easy! She likes to talk about me in some foreign language thinking u can't understand (I do)
eTheRealizedMagic eTheRealizedMagic 6 days ago
Umm... this is England, so no dollars... it's called pounds...
I've never helped my sister up if she fell..... I get busy laughing
Man this is as fantastic as the first time I read it,  I love re-reading this book!
thebooknympho thebooknympho 5 days ago
that's me at work actually. Like you got hands hon, carry that yourself
ngwanelnoor ngwanelnoor Jun 19
Exactly that is not fair because I would rather relax than work