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The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

50.2K Reads 2.5K Votes 10 Part Story
aphi By unfurled Completed

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.

a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.

b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.

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#34 Humour

Featured as of 28/04/16

My sister and I were fighting over an ice cream and I feel down the stairs and broke my arm...
Why are all my votes gone!? 
                              
                              Hold on, I need to rectify this situation....
There's an old lady who's a curtain twitcher on my street. Whenever someone catches her watching them, she just smiles creepily and waves like 🙂🖐
                              Whenever she does this to me I'm just like 😳
sansmots14 sansmots14 May 14
Thats...rlly sad. If i was her, id b holding a grudge against the cat
just bc of the lipstick lmao Patrick u da man!!! Hahahahahaha
the-cultured-peasant the-cultured-peasant Oct 26, 2016
... He's on the run from the Satanic Cult, and they can't recruit good people, so he's acting like one!