The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

55.8K Reads 2.8K Votes 10 Part Story
aphi By unfurled Completed

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.

a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.

b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.


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#34 Humour

Featured as of 28/04/16

Man this is as fantastic as the first time I read it,  I love re-reading this book!
that's me at work actually. Like you got hands hon, carry that yourself
ngwanelnoor ngwanelnoor Jun 19
Exactly that is not fair because I would rather relax than work
JWCMaher JWCMaher Jul 24
My grandmother always had an endless supply of Werther's Originals in her purse. You never saw her replenish. It was like a Mary Poppins/Hermione bag for butterscotch crunches.
JWCMaher JWCMaher Jul 24
Mine, only trade the moody British skies for the blazing sun of the Okanagan in Canada.
JWCMaher JWCMaher Jul 24
Great start, and what a multi-layered onion of a dude Patrick Kraker is. I'm onboard, one hundred percent, and I can't wait to read more.