South Park One Shots

South Park One Shots

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Ben By GoToSleepMyCartman Updated Mar 27, 2016

Hello! I'm Ben and I'll be writing South Park one shots for y'all!

LlamaIsNotOnFireBaah LlamaIsNotOnFireBaah Aug 13, 2016
But I'm usually not emotional and when I get insulted it doesn't get to me
XDarkRikuX XDarkRikuX Dec 27, 2016
But why do you think the basement smells of dried blood or why there where many dead bodies buried at the forest?
XDarkRikuX XDarkRikuX Dec 27, 2016
Wait, pointing my guns at someone can press charges? Damn it, I knew I should have killed that guy!
littlelecter littlelecter Jul 03, 2016
please do me x Kyle or Stan! my names Louise and I'm a girl who stands up for herself and i like zombies and horror and abandoned places. I also wear a knit bunny ears hat that's pink.
KittenDash2221 KittenDash2221 6 days ago
{If its cartman}Warning,there seemes to be a visible wall in the way of the class. Whatever you do dont get trump
LlamaIsNotOnFireBaah LlamaIsNotOnFireBaah Aug 13, 2016
I'm surprised they didn't asume I was goth since every FREAKING person does that