Daddy's Home (Barney Stinson x Reader)

Daddy's Home (Barney Stinson x Reader)

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Jerika Shelton By NoYouCantHaveACookie Updated Dec 15, 2015

Reader's POV

Ah McLaren's, such a wonderful place... Or at least that's what I've heard from my friends. Ya see, I'm kinda new to NYC but my friends aren't and they've been giving me tours around town. And I already love it here! I've only been here a couple of weeks but who cares. 

So anyway, back to the story, my two gal pals and I had walked in and settled into a round booth near the back. "Hello there, I'm Wendy the Waitress. Do you guys want any drinks or food?" A nice lady with black hair came up to us. I looked to (best friend's name) and (other friend name) and they ordered two beers. "Uh, just a plain Scotch for me please." Wendy nodded while she smiled and wrote everything down. She looked back up, "If you want more drinks, go up to the bar and order. Any food today?"

"Just (favorite appetizer)." (O/f) ordered. "Kay, I'll have those right out." She turned and left, "Thank you!" I called out. I watched her walk over to anothet booth and stood next to a blonde sitting in a c...

- - Mar 30
Im from Canada, he would have said "WHY THE GIRLS I CAN'T HOOK UP WITH (until season #^}^*< (no spoilers)) ARE CANADIANS?!"
according to my mother i'm a polock but i think i'd be a buffaloian
PART CANADIAN, PART BRITISH, AND PART RUSSIAN........CABRISSIAN!!
BellxXxX BellxXxX Jun 17
I have watched like all together 15 minutes of Star Wars, and hate me if you'd like but I absolutely hated it. So, sorry Ted, I'm not "the one" haha
Poor old Rhode Island...so smol. BUT HEY! OUR PATRIOTS WON YET AGAIN!
*changes it to batman* sorry I'm not that big of a star wars fan. Unlike the rest of my family