Best Comebacks!

Best Comebacks!

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scarletshoes By scarletshoes Updated Sep 07

This book is full of some of the best comebacks you'll ever read!!
I also have a joke book coming out shortly with funny jokes! 
Also please not that lots of these comebacks are not mine( but some are)
Also! Some of these jokes/ combacks may be offensive to people so remember I've warned you!!!
Scarletshoes

EVERYONE IN MY SCHOOL SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME... Might come in handy... HEHEHEHE
I was listening to "Sail" by AWOLNATION and it makes it funny bc I read this in "SAIL" except "FAIL"
Oh I'm sorry I don't remember asking about your daddy's condom! *slowly puts stiff hand over mouth in mock surprise face*
Clap4slap Clap4slap Dec 14, 2015
Hey I got a good comeback "if I ever need a scare crow I'll always have you in my mind" lol
FireBluePetal FireBluePetal Dec 07, 2015
Here is one,  there are many pricks out their my friend, but your the cactus
MelaniJoy3 MelaniJoy3 Aug 23, 2015
or 
                              person• haha you failed!
                              you• so did your dads condom..