Tyler Joseph, the 18 year old son of an extremely wealthy woman, gets a new bodyguard that has to stand by his side and protect him 24/7 to ensure his security. That bodyguard happens to be 21 year old Josh Dun.
cursing my government
for not using my taxes to fill holes with my cement.
you fell asleep in mY
car I drove the whole time but that's okay I'll just avoid he jokes so you'll sleep fine.
I'm driving here I sIT. curSING MY GOVERNMENT FOR NOT USING MY TAXES TO FILL HOLES WITH MORE CEMENT!
Of something great
My lungs will fill and then deflate
They fill with fire exhale desire
I know it's dire my time today
I have these thoughts so often I ought to replace that slot with what I once bought because somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence
Idek if that's right xD
Lmfao ur straight josh. Best joke I've heard all day. Ur as straight as a fücking circle.
Why the FRICK would u want EGGS WITHOUT THE YOLK!! WHAT THE FUUUCK
The fireplace is burning bright shining all on me
Anyone who gets this, I promise I'll be your fren forever
What happened to the whole 'I'm straight' thing? But oh well SLAY BITCH SLAAAYYY