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Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

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Raised by Solangelo By mychemicalnina Updated Jan 28

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Me: okay

Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing?

Me: idk why?

Person: Because he was

Person: A little horse!

Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. 

#1 in Equestrian,
#1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...)

Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

Horseyhead Horseyhead Feb 11
Or they just continue to pet the horse and look surprised when the horse bites them
slay_me_baek slay_me_baek Jul 03, 2016
People say it's only the mares but I ride a sweetheart mare and a stallion/gelding (sorry idk which he was) that pins his ears then throws me off ????
There is this one Pony named Sam and she always has her ear back and I'm always telling her she better stop pining her ears back
LidiyaBlack LidiyaBlack Oct 04, 2016
please view Petition Thy Nation and help the horses. thank you
With Baby Donkey (giant horse who likes to hit doors when he needs attention)
OMG SAME!!! my mom always backs away from the horse and when she does that I just give the horse a lecture! 😂