Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

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nina™ By rememberling Updated Jan 28, 2017

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Me: okay

Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing?

Me: idk why?

Person: Because he was

Person: A little horse!

Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. 

#1 in Equestrian,
#1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...)

Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

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GalaxySlushy GalaxySlushy Oct 07, 2017
Non equestrians probably don’t even know what it’s ears pinned back means.
JoeGarden221 JoeGarden221 Oct 03, 2017
People in my class, we work with horses on a daily basis, and I have at least one person a day ask me why the horses ears are pinned
happilyevermikey happilyevermikey Sep 25, 2017
I just use a man's voice and say "fix those ears!" and tap lightly behind an ear. Over time they learn to stop sassing me
Horseyhead Horseyhead Feb 11, 2017
Or they just continue to pet the horse and look surprised when the horse bites them
TravlynShipper2005 TravlynShipper2005 Jan 31, 2017
There is this one Pony named Sam and she always has her ear back and I'm always telling her she better stop pining her ears back
growling_wolf82 growling_wolf82 Jan 29, 2017
With Baby Donkey (giant horse who likes to hit doors when he needs attention)