Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

Equestrians VS. Non-Equestrians

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Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke?

Me: okay

Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing?

Me: idk why?

Person: Because he was

Person: A little horse!

Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. 


#1 in Equestrian,
#1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...)

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GalaxySlushy GalaxySlushy Oct 07, 2017
Non equestrians probably don’t even know what it’s ears pinned back means.
AHAHA WHENEVER MY HORSES PIN THEIR EARS IN PICTURES I GIVE THEM “THE LOOK” AND JUST TURN THEIR EARS BACK AND THEY OBEY THEIR SO CUTE
JoeGarden221 JoeGarden221 Oct 03, 2017
People in my class, we work with horses on a daily basis, and I have at least one person a day ask me why the horses ears are pinned
happilyevermikey happilyevermikey Sep 25, 2017
I just use a man's voice and say "fix those ears!" and tap lightly behind an ear. Over time they learn to stop sassing me
Horseyhead Horseyhead Feb 11, 2017
Or they just continue to pet the horse and look surprised when the horse bites them
AnnaBananaTate2 AnnaBananaTate2 Feb 08, 2017
OMG SAME!!! my mom always backs away from the horse and when she does that I just give the horse a lecture! 😂