Izzy goes to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, the amplifier leaks chemicals from where the cords were chewed by rats. Unfortunently, this transforms everyone in the band (besides Izzy) into little 4 year olds. And Izzy has to take care of them. Safe to say, it is a nightmare, and Izzy attempts to recruit friends to assist him. The only person willing is Nikki Sixx, who loves murderous things, and believes the children to be murderous in a good way. However, they are murderous... In the shitty way. Read to find out more!
Warning: Cursing. Yeah. Kids cursing, Nikki cursing, Izzy cursing. Honestly, who could blame them?
uh.... hey.... new updated author's note thing I guess?? I don't use this name anymore, I'm trans, but I'm keeping the book here because it's really good and stuff and I'm super super proud of it.