Welcome to the Jungle of Baby Guns N Roses

Welcome to the Jungle of Baby Guns N Roses

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Izzy goes to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, the amplifier leaks chemicals from where the cords were chewed by rats. Unfortunently, this transforms everyone in the band (besides Izzy) into little 4 year olds. And Izzy has to take care of them. Safe to say, it is a nightmare, and Izzy attempts to recruit friends to assist him. The only person willing is Nikki Sixx, who loves murderous things, and believes the children to be murderous in a good way. However, they are murderous... In the shitty way. Read to find out more!
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Warning: Cursing. Yeah. Kids cursing, Nikki cursing, Izzy cursing. Honestly, who could blame them?

SAUL HUDSON. YOU STOP IT. DONT MAKE ME STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR.
emmamckagan emmamckagan May 20
@slassh this is the best thing I have ever read you have to read this. I laughed so hard that my brother yelled at me
AXL STOP MAKING FUN OF HIS.HAIR. DKNT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND
It reminds me that scene on Shrek,you know when they're all fighting on the dinner table
Clace_Shipper_66 Clace_Shipper_66 Jul 01, 2015
Laxatives... I hope it was you that replied to that cause if it wasn't this is just awkward
Clace_Shipper_66 Clace_Shipper_66 Jul 01, 2015
Mentally disturbed children... This is great... I'm gonna probably blow up your news feed thing... Sorry about that