Alois x Reader!
Magic stick? What's that? The lolipop? (I don't really know what magic stick he was talking about)
I don't have an adorable face when I sleep....... I look dead
I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal. My power of speech: unimpeachable.
I'm doing a "Let's read" of this fanfic as Alois Trancy on my youtube Channel "IAloisFancy." It won't be up for another day or so but you should give it a look if you like once I have it up.