Alois x Reader!
Whoa whoa whoa WHOA.
Calm the FUK down!
Claude: you can't marry a woman you just met.
Alois: you can if it's true love,
Claude: WTF DO U KNO ABOUT LOVE?! YOU FREAKING TOOK HANNAHS EYE OUT!!
And I'm just sat in the box starving to death. Wooooooooow
Wait Claude's gonna kill the whole world XD
FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!! OHH LORD SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MAH SINS
"I'm way more beautiful than her!"
Although your booty shorts are the prettiest things I've ever seen.
WAIT HOW DOES HE NOT GET COLDS DURING WINTER?!
Alois ur moving a little to fast, you barely looked at me and then declared that I'm gonna be you wife! U DUMMY
When ur perverted mind gets the beat of u....... *que nose bleed*